Train Bound For Ug

I guess we can be thankful that Joseph Boyd didn't pull a Freddie Johnson and molest other people on the subway. But it would be pretty gross to look over and see someone havin' a grand old time with himself while riding the train. I love how, when someone told him to stop, he said, "I'm doing my business, you do yours!" That takes some, er, balls. But Boyd had to take it a step further and threaten the guy with a knife, so off to jail he went.