Every Girl's Crazy 'Bout A Cross Dressed Man

Not entirely sure what the thought process washere or how he thought he was going to make a clean getaway looking like that, but I'm not going to spend a lot of time wondering about it because amazingly, the cunning plan failed.

A Minnesota man was ticketed for walking out of a store wearing a stolen miniskirt and bikini to impress his wife.

According to the River Falls Journal, police said workers caught Justin Larson leaving Shopko in River Falls wearing the women's clothing on Sunday.

Police said they also found a bra and a bikini top in his pocket, as well.

Larson reportedly told police that he took the clothing in an attempt to patch things up with his wife, because as we all know, the chicks go wild for transvestites with criminal records.