Saturday, November 14, 2009

GDB's Online Gift Shop Is Back!

Just a quick plug that the GDB gift shop is alive and kickin'. Well, mostly kickin'. It appears I can't make an account because I'm Canadian. They have all kinds of obscure islands there, but not Canada...unless you're in the armed forces that is.

Edit: The one who needs kickin' is me. If you just go over to the country box and change it, all works fine. *slaps head*. That is the second stupid thing I've done today.

I've emailed them to ask what's up with that. Now I have to email them and say I'm dumb.

So go check out the store. And if you have any other troubles, I guess you can bug them over the phone at 800-324-4169.

And by the way, don't forget that today is the Guide Dog Handlers All Ways Blog-a-thon! Pop over, read some stuff, leave a few pawprints, and if you feel so inclined, donate. The form is easy and painless.

I feel dumb as a post now...I guess I need to buy Trixie some toys to redeem myself.

Back For Christmas

It's time to throw out another plug for our friend Anton and his theatre group. I'm not sure if we'll be able to make it down to see this one since it's right around Christmas and my birthday when things are busy as shit, but if you're in the area or feel like making the journey here's everything you need to know.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Out of Sight Productions presents
a Re-creation of the 1948 Radio Drama
Back for Christmas

London, Ontario, November 9, 2009 – Out of Sight Productions, London's leading theatre company featuring sight-challenged performers, is excited to announce a bold, new venture in contemporary theatre: the re-creation of an old time radio show the way it was originally intended to be performed – live in front of you the studio audience.

Out of Sight Productions' incredible team of actors, sound designers and animators will be gathering around the old RCA microphone to create radio-theatre magic. The popular play Back for Christmas, originally aired by CBS Radio in December 1948, will again come to life to fascinate and enthrall a studio audience with its macabre tale of a relationship gone very wrong – in fact, dead wrong.

Back for Christmas will be performed at the CNIB Auditorium, 749 Base Line Road East:
Saturday, December 12 at 6:00 and 7:30pm
Sunday, December 13 at 6:00pm
Saturday, December 19 at 6:00 and 7:30pm
Sunday, December 20 at 6:00pm

Admission is free – a small donation to help support the work of Out of Sight Productions would be gratefully appreciated.

For further information, please contact Kelly MacDonald of Out of Sight Productions:
Phone: 519-675-0379
Email: info@oosproductions.com
Web: www.oosproductions.com

~ Out of Sight Productions thanks you for supporting this unique theatre initiative ~

Friday, November 13, 2009

Teenage Mutant Ninja Burglars

It's not every day that a robber enters someone's house by smashing through their skylight and repelling down, but that's what happened to a man this week. It's also not every day that said robber is wearing a ninja mask.

What a horrible thing to wake up to. You're sleeping, and suddenly, ... smash! And there's a guy coming down into your house. The man who woke up to this managed to chase the masked burglar off, and police are still looking for him.

Um, eek. I always thought if you were high enough up, you were safe from break-ins. I guess not.

Do The Roundabout Dance With Council

Well, it looks like it's getting closer to decision time for that roundabout. So, if you have strong feelings about it, speak up now or forever hold your peace. Talk to your councilors and tell them your feelings. If you don't know how to contact your councilors, this website will get you going in the right direction. If you don't know what ward you're in, and can read a map, there's one there, but...if you can't, I guess call City Hall and ask.

If you want to have your feelings heard, contact them in the next two weeks. After that, I get the sense that it's all over but the shouting.

Autotune the Puke

Wow, there's nothing the Autotune the News guys won't think to work their magic with. Now, they've made the balloon boy's puking into semi-music. Awesome! I'm so glad I go back and check on that channel every now and then.

And The Winners Are...

Remember back when I was talking about the 2009 Access Recognition Awards? Well, we now are announcing the winners, so I thought I'd put the press release up here. It was so cool to see Trixie's vet and Ryan's win an award. You know how I feel about Ryan's. Plus, I know Sue Alexander too. It appears there will be a lot of friends of mine at that ceremony.

Guelph Barrier Free Committees are pleased to announce the presentation of our Access Recognition Awards to the following businesses, groups or individuals on Monday, November 23, 2009 at 7:00 p.m. in the Council Chambers at the Guelph City Hall at 1 Carden Street by Mayor Karen Farbridge. The awards are in recognition of their outstanding contributions or accomplishments in removing barriers for people with disabilities.

The public is welcome to attend and watch the presentations.

Outstanding Contribution - Business

Dawson Road Medical Clinic for their outstanding improvement of their waiting room facilities. The new system improves accessibility while protecting clients' privacy and comfort.

Guelph Animal Hospital for their willingness to act upon client requests to improve barrier free access to their services by installing supports as well as understanding the needs of persons with service dogs.

Ryan’s Quality Pet Foods for their proactive commitment to improving services by accommodating persons with disabilities and by building accessible features in their new store.

Outstanding Contribution - Community Group

Rainbow Day Camp for their continuing contribution in providing on-site camp opportunities for children and youth with disabilities by modifying and reducing barriers.

Outstanding Accomplishment - Individual - Adult

Sue Alexander for her outstanding activities and perseverance in advocating for persons with mental health disabilities and for the rights of persons to take their service dogs anywhere.

Gloria Bruce for her selfless support of her daughter with M.S. while she advocated for others enabling her to break down barriers.

Jolyne Neil for her ongoing commitment in raising awareness and in being an active volunteer for a barrier free community while living with M.S.

Marcey Gray for her outstanding commitment for supporting the Spark of Brilliance, for fundraising efforts and for breaking down mental health barriers for others.

Matthew Bulmer for his positive attitude and sportsmanship while participating in triathlons. He is a role model for persons with vision-related disabilities as he focuses on achieving his goals

Mildren Kingdon for her vision and initiation of the mobility service which has enabled persons with disabilities to participate in everyday activities for many years.


So woohoo. November 23 will be a good night.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

And Don't Forget, To Give Me Back My...2 Couch Cushions?

Whatever you do, don't take dating or theft tips from the aptly named though slightly misspelledTerrance Patrick O’Toole,because he doesn't seem to be good at either one.

The most recent incident occurred Thursday at a mobile home in the 2000 block of Oak Road in Cedar Creek Township, police said.

The female victim said she has known O’Toole for several years, and since his last release from jail, he’s tried to turn the “friendship into a dating relationship,” according to the Muskegon County Sheriff’s Office report. The victim told authorities she did not want a romantic relationship with him.

The alleged assault occurred around 9:30 a.m. when O’Toole showed up at her mobile home and broke down the door, according to police reports.

Once inside, O’Toole began “screaming at her,” pulled out a clump of her hair and punched her in the eye, the report said.

He later grabbed a knife from the kitchen and began “waving the knife toward her and pointed it at her chest,” the report said.

The victim said she was able to escape the mobile home and ran around a vehicle parked outside to avoid him.

A neighbor who heard the victim screaming “came to her aid,” at which point O’Toole left, taking with him two couch cushions belonging to the victim, the report said.


I'm sure all of this was quite frightening, but seriously...couch cushions? It's amazing how one little detail can change the entire tone of a story.

Hello...911? Can You Please Send Me A Ma'ambulance?

There are a lot of ways to find someone to have sex with you, but generally speaking, calling 911 5 times to ask if somebody will because 911 is a free call and your cell phone is out of minutes so you can't call anywhere else isn't one of them. Hopefully whoever winds up dropping the $500 to bailJoshua Bassoout of jail will explain this to him, because he appears to be unaware.

You'll Have Clear Vision, But He's Going Blind

I wonder if John Gill knew Joseph Vernell. They both had nasty ideas about their patients while doing an eye exam. This one seems even scarier than the last one for some reason.

He took a girl into the back room of his shop because he said he wanted to give her a visual field test to see if her lenses were working. While she had her head in the machine, she noticed he had his hands down his pants. She got scared and got away.

But that's not all. Apparently, he used to sit in a chair at the window of the shop, which was called "Clear Vision", and give people a clear view of him pleasuring himself.

Eek. There are some weird folks out there.

Somebody Woke Up And Had Some Sense

Well, it appears the cash for grades program has been given a failing grade. When the school board found out about it, they shut it down, and there may be more disciplinary action in the works.

What I think is even more scary is how strongly one of the parents still wants to defend the idea. According to the article, Deborah Breedlove, a name which for some reason makes me chuckle, didn't understand the criticism. "We were just trying to be creative," she said. Well, try harder.

Monkey Maul, Victim Sue

Remember that old story about Travis the chimp mauling that poor woman? Well, if you didn't, I'm sure all the Oprah coverage brought it back to memory. Amazingly enough, Charla Nash survived the attack, although she is still healing and horribly disfigured. That's a lot of damage. She's also suing the ass off of Sandra Herold, the woman foolish enough to keep a 200-pound chimp in her house, and when he was misbehaving, call Nash over to lure the animal back into her house. That's when it happened. Oh, but the reason it happened was Travis was protecting Herold because Nash looked different. Yeesh!

I can't find any info on how the lawsuit is going, but apparently, she's also suing state wildlife officials for not acting faster to remove Travis when he had bit other people. Hmmm. This is why I would never make a lawyer. My head completely agrees with her and says when you sue, you sue everybody, but my heart says shouldn't 50 million be enough? It also thinks the actions of the state department were more the makings of a criminal case than a civil one, and think that would be a better way to go. But I don't know. I'm completely conflicted. I know she has a case...I just hate watching people turn a tragedy into a giant money grab. Sure she needs money, I'm not denying that. I just don't know about 150 million from the state and 50 million from Herald. I'm honestly surprised that Travis didn't get yanked when he bit an animal control officer. If Travis were a pit bull, he would have been taking a dirt nap for sure.

I'm glad Nash survived. I just hope she can heal. And Sandra Herold, don't get another monkey, ok?

Get 10 Free Songs From HMV Digital

I assume this offer is valid until December 31st because that's how long I have to claim mine, but who knows, it could be longer. All I know is that right now, if you're a first time customer atHMV Digital,you'll get a pin code entitling you to free songs. They'll actually match the number of free downloads you get with the number of downloads you bought, but only up to a maximum of 10. The coupon will show up in your email and it might take a couple of days to get there, so watch your spam folder in case that's where it goes.

Now...the big question. I haven't used mine yet, so what should I buy? I can't decide whether to put it towards a full album or buy 10 random songs. I'm leaning towards songs because I have a couple in mind, but I'm not sure how to fill out the list. So, anybody got any suggestions? I'm very open-minded, but if you need some handy tips on what I may want or not want,here be the music tag.

Guide Dog Handlers All Ways Blog-A-Thon

I figured I'd start today off with a quick plug.

Guide Dog Handlers All Ways, a group of Guide Dogs for the Blind alumni who also have secondary disabilities, is holding a blog-a-thon on November 14, 2009 to raise money for GDB. From 8 a.m. eastern to 8 p.m. eastern, members will be posting everything from stories about their lives and their guide dogs to training tips. They hope you will go to their site, http://community.livejournal.com/gdhaw, read their stories and follow the links to donate to GDB. Their site is also linked over on the side under guide dog resources if you ever just feel like popping in.

I hope they do well. I know their stories will be interesting.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

More People Forgot How To Be Decent

I hate to end the day with another screaming rage post, but...some more wastes of space vandalized another cenotaph. Thankfully, this was just spray-paint and most of it was gone before services started.

Why on earth would you spray paint a swastika on the cenotaph? I hope you enjoy going before a panel of veterans when they find you...and I'm sure they will.

Last Post Post

Looking over the years of posts, I see that we don't usually mention much to do with Remembrance Day right on the day. So I thought I'd write something I was thinking about.

I'll never forget what happened the year I was picked to play Last Post and Reveille at our school assembly and then at the local cenotaph. I was pretty flattered that they chose me, and then I practiced like mad. I didn't have any braille music, I was never really good at that anyway, so I just had to listen to it and memorize it. I didn't realize how easy it was to get wrong. So many of the little parts were kind of similar, and the whole thing was a bit repetitive. Plus there were all the little pauses. You don't really think about them when you just listen, but when you have to make them, you don't want to get 'em wrong.

At least I didn't. I figured all the veterans in attendance would know those songs so well that any little error would be almost painful. I had convinced myself that if I didn't do it just so, I would insult them all en mass, and I didn't want to do that. Oh hell no. So I practiced obsessively. I didn't get much of a warning that I was going to do this, so I'm pretty sure my practicing consisted of oodles of repetitions over a weekend. I'm sure my family grew to hate those two songs.

So the day came. I did it at the assembly. It went ok. I was satisfied with that performance. But that wasn't the one that worried me. It was the one at the cenotaph that scared the hell out of me.

We all went out there. I think we walked, which when I look back on it, was weird because it was damn cold out. But maybe we got drives, but my memory is foggy on that part. I was bundled up like mad, but it was still really really really cold. Now, think of what that cold was doing to my trumpet. All the metal was contracting.

I was part of the band and we played a couple of songs. I remember thinking I was having a harder time hitting notes, and this scared me. Then it came time for me to get up and do my thing. I remember walking up there, standing there, and then starting.

Those first notes sounded like I had a mute stuffed in the end of my trumpet. I knew this was bad. There was trouble ahead, and there was nothing I could do to stop it. I did my best to play Last Post, but there were a few squeaks and squawks in there...and with every squeak, my heart sank. All I could think was "You're insulting a lot of people! I don't know how many people are here, but you're spitting on them!" I got to the end, and had to wait for the 21 gun salute. God I hated that thing. I never knew when they were going to fire. I played Reveille, and it was full of more squeaks and squawks too. Oh I wanted to die.

As we started walking back, I hung my head. The faster I could get out of sight, I thought, the better. I knew someone had videotaped my playing, so not only did I dishonour all these people, but it was immortalized on tape.

Then, the weirdest thing happened! A man walked up to me and said "I want to shake the hand of the buglist! That was great!" "Great?" I managed to sputter out. "What? Uh, um, thanks." Then a few more shook my hand. I was completely confused. How could that attrocity with squeaks, squawks and cracks be considered anything close to great?

I went home, perplexed. I watched the video. No, that wasn't great...at least I sure didn't think so. In fact, it hurt me.

Then an article came out in the paper talking about the service at the cenotaph, and someone referred to me as "the fine little bugler" or something. I think it had my picture. Eek. It was only then that I convinced myself that it couldn't have been that bad, and maybe that's what it sounded like on some of those cold mornings and nights. Maybe all the errors made it more authentic. Or maybe they knew I was doing the best I could.

But the most amazing part of that whole thing was for a few weeks, I received cards from veterans thanking me for playing there. That surprised me, and I don't think I'll ever forget that. And it made me think. If they could thank me for what felt like massacring songs that meant a lot to them, then I could sure be thankful for what they had done.

Now every year, when I see those news clips with somebody playing Last Post, I think of that day, and I wonder about the person playing. Were they nervous, or was this something they had done for years? Did they have to play outside? Was it cold out? Before I played them, they were just songs that you always heard that day.

I really don't know how to end this. Looking back, it looks kind of selfish. People fought and died and lost their friends and I'm worried about my crackly trumpet? I hope that people stopped and thought about what today meant in their own way somehow. Have a peaceful Remembrance Day everybody.

How Does Babby Form Babby?

Randy Cassingham'sJumboJoke.comwill post some pretty good true stuff now and then,and today is one of those times.

Somebody posted a question to the ever flowing fountain of knowledge that is Yahoo Answers asking if it's possible to get your baby pregnant if you have sex while *you* are pregnant.Theseare a few of the best responses.

You know what's really scary? This woman could be in charge of something important someday...if she isn't already.

New Hot Hot Heat Songs Aren't Exactly Setting My World On Fire

Hot Hot Heat have finished recording their new album, Future Breeds, and have also given away 2 free tracks which you can download below.Future Breeds,JFK's LSD.

I'm not sure what to make of either of these. I want to like them and I certainly can't say I hate either one on first listen, but there's nothing going on here that says to me Steve, you need to hear these songs again. By the end I was starting to get into future Breeds a little, but for about 3 quarters of it I kept thinking this song is annoying me and I don't know why. JFK's LSD started out strong but went off the rails by the end, mostly because I'm not the kind of person who likes a lot of grading noodely noises in my music. If I'm going to be playing something loud or have it pumped straight into my brain through headphones it had better not make my head hurt, if that makes any sense. That said, if one of these is going to hook me, it's probably going to be that one.

I'm not going to judge the whole album poorly based on these 2 songs, because there were a couple of tracks from Make Up the Breakdown that I could have done without and I ended up loving that record. Hopefully there's enough good about the rest of the new record (which has no release date by the way) to offset the indifference I'm feeling for the preview.

More Gannon Tidbits

Here's a more detailed article about Gannon's getting lost and found. Wow. How far is Valley Springs from Lodi? And since he wiggled through an enclosed porch, should he be renamed Houdini?

I'm kind of glad he was found without a collar. There was a sceptical part of me that couldn't figure out how whoever found him couldn't have known who to call sooner if he had his tags on. I thought it coincidental that he was located after a reward was announced. I'm glad to know my scepticism was misplaced. And I'm even happier to know that the little puppykins is ok! I never even thought of coyotes as a threat, but god that could have been bad. he's one lucky little black lab puppy.

Your Army ID Comes With Unexpected Benefits

You know what's scary? Even gang members have more respect for men and women in the army than the cenotaph-defacing cowards of yesterday. Four gang members dragged a guy into an alley, put a gun to his neck, took everything from his pockets, and then saw his army ID card and gave his stuff back...er...most of it anyway. The leader of the four muggers said repeatedly that he respected what he did, and even gave him a fist-bump as he left. Somehow, they still had his keys, or they got lost at the scene.

Wow, that's one lucky army guy. Just I'd recommend he change the locks on his house.

Our First Lesson Today Is All About How Money Talks

At Rosewood Middle School in Raleigh, instead of selling chocolates or flowers to raise money, they're selling grades. If you give them $20, you get 20 test points, split between 2 tests of your choosing. That means if there's one test you failed, you can raise the grade to a pass. Or if you bombed one, you can just raise it to closer to passing. The principal insists this won't affect their general grade...much.

This is so bad on so many levels. I know they're desperate for money, but isn't this teaching kids that they can just bribe the teacher to get a better grade? Shouldn't kids at least think that you can only get the grades you get by earning them?

As a kid, I know I'd be pretty upset about this event. I worked my butt off all year, and to see people buying a higher grade on a test would make me mad mad mad.

Jesse And Gene Are Back!

Well, they're back for a few days anyhow. They're going to be on Newstalk 1010 CFRB in Toronto tonight, thursday and Friday doing the 7 to 10 PM shift, which is generally the Ryan Doyle Show. They say they'll be raising money for Toronto's Hospital for Sick Children while they're there, which is pretty cool.

I'm trying to imagine what this is going to sound like and I honestly can't do it. The Jesse and Gene I grew up on did the type of show that would probably quite literally make the target audience of CFRB die of heart attacks. I've heard them both do more serious broadcasts, but I don't remember one of them ever taking place when they were in the same place at the same time. It's going to be interesting if nothing else.

If you want to tune in and why wouldn't you, you can listen in on 1010 AM if you're in the area, listen live onCFRB.comor turn to channel 960 if you have a Rogers digital box. You can probably get it on other cable and satellite systems too, but you can look that up yourselves. From me you'll get nothing, and you'll enjoy it.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Did He Just Take Too Many Laxatives?

Even if you were drunk out of your mind, what would possess you to walk into a pharmacy, walk to the front of the store, take a dump on the floor, and then leave?

And how sad that this drunken defecator has the name Robert E. Lee. This makes me wonder. Why would you give your kid such a famous name? Are you hoping he'll follow in that person's footsteps? What if he doesn't? If he ends up drunk and crapping in a store with a name llike Robert E. Lee, it looks a little ridiculous.

Flip-Flop And Fly

Wow. That's a defective jail cell lock if you can crack it open with a flip-flop. What I find even more amazing is that the other four men in the cell didn't try and escape too.

Meep Meep

There's a horrible word running around schools. It disrupts order and causes trouble. Are you ready for it? No, I really don't think you can handle it. Are you sure you can handle it? Ok...if you're sure. The word is meep. Yup meep. What does meep mean? Nobody's sure. But it's bad news, and if you say it at Danvers High, it's trouble for you, junior!

Seriously. Apparently, the principal was so terrified of the word meep because it appeared on facebook, and the kids were going to do some kind of meepathon and destroy the world or something that they made automated calls home saying that anyone who said "meep" would be suspended. I couldn't do that automated call with a straight face. No way, no how.

What I can't get is their logic. They say it wasn't the word, it was the way the word was used. So why ban the word? Why not say "stop being idiots in the halls." or "yelling out when teachers are talking is disrespectful." or something. Now, instead of saying "meep", it'll be "bloop." Are we going to have lists of nonsense words that are banned? This is so dumb, it's hilarious.

Age Is Just A Number, Unless The Number Is The Same

Help me understand this logic. In order to prevent your stepdaughter from being sexually active with a boy her age, you try to marry her off to a 23-year-old man? Huh? I just don't get it. Of course, after family told police, the guy got arrested, but...I just can't wrap my head around it, especially when it's said that the girl and the man had sex. So...you didn't care that she had sex, just don't do it with another boy?

When They Catch You, It'll Be A Day To Remember Alright

Hey there you no good cenotaph-vandalizing assholes. I hope you're happy with yourselves. You went and smashed a monument that's been around for 86 years, and you did it just before Remembrance Day. Yeah, that makes you into real heroes, you think? Do you? Honestly? I have another couple of words for you. Disrespectful cowards! I think that's more fitting.

I have tears in my eyes and I didn't even lose family in the war. How could you disrespect people who died? Regardless of your feelings about the war, it is downright disgusting to defile a memorial.

And then a bunch of people go and say the following:

An organizer with the Fredericton Peace Coalition denounced the damage but said the outrage is misplaced.

"Although what happened is, of course, tragic, the real tragedy is the endless war that a majority of Canadians oppose and has killed tens of thousands of Afghans and over 100 Canadian soldiers," Alex Corey said in an e-mailed statement.
What? Why don't you go tell some veterans their rage is misplaced? I dare you. You idiot! If you don't have anything intelligent to say, just shut up. It would be better for you and your group.

And what does that even mean. That's like saying I disagree with your mom. So, when she dies, I'm going to go piss on her grave because I didn't like what she did in life. Yeah, that makes a hell of a lot of sense.

I don't like the wars going on right now. That doesn't mean I have any less respect for the people who were sent over there to fight. They don't relish what they're doing either.

What a bunch of shitheads. Why don't you go do something productive. I think you should slave away with the maintenance people to rebuild what you smashed. Then maybe you should apologize to each and every family who had members' names on the memorial. Then you might understand how much of a hero you've become.

JAWS Gets A Personality!

This is especially for R. We were goofing around on email, and we got talking about her Voiceover voice rapping alongside JAWS. So I thought I'd show her a couple things to make her laugh.

Get a load of the JAWS rap.

This other one must have been written when someone was very mad at JAWS. This is what he thought of Dr. JAWS. That ocean thing actually plays every time you install JAWS. I think it shows an ocean and a very large shark. Get it? JAWS? Ha ha ha, I kill me.

Anyway, I thought this might give someone a chuckle.

You're Wasting Perfectly Good Change! Yeah? Well You're Ruining A Perfectly Good Evening!

Thissounds like the wildest and stupidest wedding fight in a while.

The trouble started when one of the guests took exception to the groom tossing money onto the dance floor for children to pick up. The groom and his brother asked the guest to leave, and so began the pushing and shoving which begat the complete retardity.

Some of the wedding guests chose sides and that led to an all out brawl that spilled out into the parking lot. Investigators say nearly 40 people were involved.

Tampa police officers arrived to break up the crowd and one of the first officers to respond was hit several times while trying to break up the fights.


That's pretty bad, but here's where things totally go sideways.

The fighting ruined the reception and some of the guests and wedding party members headed to their hotel nearby where the fighting erupted all over again in the parking lot of the Marriott Residence Inn which is located at 4312 Boy Scout Boulevard.


I'm sure the Boy Scouts are so proud.

Anyway...

A woman put the groom's 74 year old grandmother, Mary Wright in a choke hold.

Wright told 10 Connects that she was trying to calm down the crowd and tell them not to fight on such a special occasion. She says that's when her attacker said "I'm going to have to choke you out." Wright says she lowered her chin and managed to push the woman's arms away from her neck. Wright says she wasn't hurt.

According to detectives one of the wedding guests called a relative to come over and get involved in the brawl. Malcolm Hepburn who wasn't a wedding guest showed up and started beating up the groom's father in the hotel parking lot according to police. They say Hepburn threw Andrew Thompson to the ground and kicked him in the face and ribs. Thompson says he didn't even see it coming.


Since then Thompson has ended up going to the emergency room because he's pretty sure he suffered some broken ribs, and Hepburn has gone downtown with some fellows dressed in blue because there's no doubt that he's a moron.

Police are still looking for the hero who tried to choke out Grandma. They say there will be criminal charges filed against her if/when she's caught.

As for the happy couple, they escaped physically unharmed and are currently away on their honeymoon in the Bahamas. If they're smart, they'll stay there and think no more of the imbeciles who unfortunately share acquaintance and genetics with them.

Thought For The Day

Louis C.K. - Learn to appreciate Technology.

The stuff about hating people with 0's in their numbers is so true...especially if you ever tried to enter a radio contest with a dial phone. I'm not sure how anybody ever won anything. 1..8.........0...........0..........5......3....7...fuck! 1..8.........0...........0......... then you finally get the whole number right and the line is busy! That does explain how they picked be the 9th caller through though, anything higher and all those stations would still be trying to give away Michael Jackson tickets from 1985.

Good Mornin' Kapten!

Ooo! Something else I can drool over, and maybe something I can afford. Kapsys from France, which has developed the Kapten voice-controled GPS, has partnered with ILA so they can sell it! It sounds pretty cool. It has no screen, so we can for sure use it. It also doubles as an mp3 player. Even sweeter is it only costs about $300 U.S. I think. That is similar to buying one of your off the shelf GPS devices!

But there are some things I need to find out. Can you plan routes in advance? How does it get its maps? Does it have maps for Canada? What's the battery life like? But maybe I should shut up and read Mike May's review of the thing. Granted, Mike May is a competitor, but hey, I might learn some stuff.

I'm such a sucker for gadgets.

This Teacher Is Nuts!

This teacher sounds like a scary woman. Apparently, Trinda Barocas had an autistic kid in her class. Her classroom assistants say that she didn't want to take him on a field trip because she thought he would misbehave. She knew he had a peanut allergy, so threw a peanut-filled chocolate bar at him, saying that maybe if he ate that, he would be too sick to go on the trip!

I said pardon? Most peanut allergies are pretty severe. That could have killed him!

Luckily the kid didn't eat the bar, but only apparently because he has a fear of unfamiliar foods and didn't recognize the wrapper. The mom is suing and it sounds like she's going for criminal charges. I would have done the charges and the suit in reverse order if I were her, but what do I know?

But that's not all. They say that she used to drag the boy around the classroom, keep him in a tiny cubicle for hours, and other things.

I think the most telling statement is this:

Barocas told state investigators earlier this year that the allegations were false and she did nothing to prevent the boy from attending the field trip, according to a Department of Child Services report provided by Young's attorney.
I dunno, if I was accused of trying to poison a child, I would have said that the reports were false, and I never would have dreamed of giving him something that would have likely killed him. The field trip, at this point, is secondary.

What a frightening thought. The poor little guy couldn't speak, and this was happening to him. I'm glad she doesn't work at the school anymore.

Monday, November 09, 2009

Cell Phone Seminar Archive is Available

Remember how I mentioned attending a seminar about accessible cell phones? Well, finally, the archive is up! There was lots of cool info in there, and you get to hear my squeaky voice! I ask a couple of questions, and probably clip. Woops. But check out all the info. Here's a tip for fellow blinks. Hang out in the main frame. That's where the slides change. I may watch the archive, because I missed some of the slides due to technical difficulties.

So enjoy, and hope you learn something. There's a whole lot of info there.

RDSP Seminar! Hurry Hurry Hurry!

I just found out in the nick of time about a cool online seminar for any Canadian who is interested in the RDSP program I mentioned a few months ago.

Citizens with Disabilities of Ontario is putting on the seminar tomorrow morning at 10 a.m. Yeah, definitely nick of time. So if you're also interested, boot it on over here, and quick!

WebAIM Survey Results

Ooo! Remember that WebAIM survey I mentioned before? Well, the results are comin' in. Thanks R for the lead.

Once I take care of some things, I'm gonna look through the results.

Thoughts On HMV Digital

I finally got around to trying out theHMV digital downloads storeIwroteabout last week, and the verdict is that aside from a couple of problems, it's pretty great. Here are a few observations.

we'll start with the selection. It looks good. to test it out I went searching for some of the albums that I either haven't been able to find on CD at any of the stores online or otherwise that I usually buy from or things that I would have to be insane to buy at the prices those places were charging. Everything I've looked for so far has been available at reasonable prices. The most expensive thing I've found would set me back $10.99. Not too shabby.

Since we're kind of talking about pricing already, let's officially start its paragraph. The store will let you buy either singles or entire albums. Every individual track I've come across so far is 99 cents, which is pretty standard and fair. I assume that at some point there may be more or less expensive ones since albums seem to be priced variably. The usual price for a whole album looks to be $9.99 no matter what the bitrate is. I can see this perhaps pissing some people off and justifiably so, because it's kind of not fair to pay the same cost for something encoded at 320 as you do for something in 192. fortunately for me that's not been one of those things that's ever bothered me too much. As long as it sounds decent, I'm fine. But it might be nice to consider a pricing scheme based on quality. the higher the bitrate, the more you pay.

The site, at least with JAWS 10, is quite easy to use. The layout is simple to understand and in no time at all I was getting the hang of it. Previewing a track or an album is easy if you want to hear clips before you buy. All you have to do is push a preview button. I know that might sound stupid to a lot of the sighted folks, but you'd be amazed what a dickdance it can be to hear previews on some sites when the cute little speaker icons aren't labelled "cute little speaker icon." The only problem I found with this is that there appears to be no way to make it stop, so if you're previewing something loud, you're waiting until the music is done before you can keep shopping because there's no hearing JAWS over some of that stuff.

My only gripe with the layout isn't even really a gripe with the layout, and I'm not quite sure how widespread it is. Sometimes when you search for an album, you get multiple results that appear to be identical and you have to click through to the album page and scan the information there looking for details about what makes this one different from the one right above it. If there's a graphical clue, it doesn't translate. Alt tags or some other kind of description that tells you that X is the deluxe edition and that Y is the one with all of the cursing removed would make things so much easier. buying the wrong version of a CD is one of those things that annoys me to no end when it happens, so a way to prevent it from happening would be appreciated.

The order process was also amazingly simple. I was a little nervous for a second when I tried to add the first album to my basket and the screen didn't look like it changed, but then I figured out that unlike most shopping carts you aren't taken to a new page when you add something, you just stay where you are. If you want to make sure something added, there's a basket heading that has all of your stuff listed under it. Once I got what I came for and created an account, I was able to check out super fast because they didn't need my full address. All I needed to enter was my name, my postal code and my credit card number. Nice to see a company not taking more info than they need. I was also pleasantly surprised to find no sales taxes added to the purchase. Maybe I'm not up on my Canadian tax law, but that was pretty damn cool and I hope it continues. Not holding my breath, but hey.

Another cool feature is the ability to gift an album to somebody during checkout. I can see myself using this a whole lot over Christmas. Everybody wants to turn their CD's into mp3's anyway, so why not skip the middleman? Plus I have a few friends who I sometimes end up mailing presents to and essentially paying shipping twice on the same thing is stupid, so this rules the earth. You can set dates up to a year in advance and the site will email the recipient to let them know that they've got a present waiting and how they can collect it.

Now we get to my one major complaint. The HMV download manager is utterly useless access wise. I see unlabeled buttons and a few menu options I can't figure out what to do with and nothing more. Unfortunately if you want to download all of your stuff at once, that's the only way to do it. There's no zipped copy of full albums like onCDBaby,so unable to use the manager, I was stuck downloading my songs 1 by 1 into folders I had to make. Click, save, repeat. At least I was able to do it that way unlike some places where the manager software is the only way to go, but that irritated me. I made sure to mention that in the feedback survey I filled out at the end, and if any of you use the site I'd love it if you could please do the same thing.

I think that's about everything. Over all it looks like a fantastic service that's going to make me go broke, and I would most certainly recommend it to all of our Canadian readers.

If any of you buy things, I'd love to know what you think,and I'd love to know about any tips or tricks you discover that might make things even better.

Walking Accidents Survey

Here comes another survey. I completed it, and the only weird thing about it is the question repeats itself when you're looking at the first choice. Really...really...annoying. But other than that, it was a pretty simple survey.

I could be wrong, but I think the people doing the survey don't quite understand blind folks and mobility aids. They don't seem to understand that over your lifetime of travelling, you may have used different mobility aids. Thankfully, they seem to have big text boxes where I can write and explain it all. I wrote a few creative responses. I hope they enjoy them.

Anyway, here's their snippet. It appears you only have to be 18 and legally blind.

If you are blind or legally blind, we need your help! We are conducting a survey about the walking habits of persons with visual impairments. All who participate in the survey by December 15th will have a chance to win one of two $100 Amazon gift cards. You can participate online or by phone. The online survey can be taken by visiting: http://surveymonkey.com/walking

If you prefer to take the survey by phone, please call us at 831-459-1479 or
email us at manduchi@soe.ucsc.edu">

About us: we are two Professors of Computer Engineering at the University of California, Santa Cruz. We do research on Assistive Technology for persons with visual impairment. Your participation in this survey would help us better direct our research in the area of mobility. Your personal information (name, email address or phone number) will never be disclosed to anybody.

Roberto Manduchi, manduchi@soe.ucsc.edu,
831-459-1479

Sri Kurniawan, srikur@soe.ucsc.edu,
831-459-1037


So if you want to help, you know what to do.

I'm So Awesome

Let me tell you just how awesome I am.

ThatUno gamethat Carin and I love so much...I just got totally schooled by it. Yeah, I got shut out by the computer. 522 Points to 226 points to 143 points to 0.

I cannot tell you how proud I am.

The Desk Of Death

Eek. A company has made a desk to attach to your steering wheel. Yeah, I had to link to it so you'd believe me. Here's the description.

Introducing the AutoExec WM-01 Wheelmate Steering Wheel Desk Tray - Gray - , featured in our Other Vehicle Parts department. This product generally ships within 2 business day(s) from Pinellas Park, Florida, and weighs 2 pound(s). Attaches to your steering wheel for easy access to a writing and drink storage surface. The Go Office Wheel Mate Steering Wheel Desk is flat for writing and perfect for lunch or a snack. This Go Office Wheel Mate Steering Wheel Desk stores neatly in your car when used with the larger Auto Exec Laptop Car Desk. For safety reasons, never use this product while driving. Easily convert your car into your personal automobile office with the Wheel Mate car desk by MobileOffice.


They had to say the "never use this product while driving" thing, but you bet there are people who will.

Did He Not Light Up Her Life Enough?

It's not often that a woman goes in the do it yourself files,
but I believe Daria Woods belongs there, wouldn't you say?

When the male victim went outside to avoid further assault, he told officers, a naked Woods ran outside to attempt to attack him again, but ultimately grabbed his keys from him and walked back inside, where she began to touch herself with a jar of mayonnaise and a flashlight.
What the? All I can say is don't let her make you a salad or a sandwich ever again.

Here Come The "Worse" And "Sickness" of For Better Or Worse and In Sickness and In Health

It has gotta suck for Julie Boyde, who after getting married, discovered she was allergic to her new husband's sperm. She found this out on her wedding night. They even tried doing something similar to allergy shots to treat her, but it didn't work. So if they decide to raise any kids, they'll have to adopt them.

Sunday, November 08, 2009

Things You Didn't Know About The War

Hitler was a German football coach, Auschwitz was a World War II theme park and the Holocaust was a post-war celebration.All this according to a survey of UK school kids between the ages of 9 and 15 who also don't seem to know when Remembrance Day is.

I guess when President Bush askedis our children learning,the answer am no even though he thinks that childrens do learn.

Trixie-Related Ramblings

Here comes some more Trixie-related stuff. I don't know if this post is quite long enough for R to sit back and put her feet up and read, but it's longer than that other wee one I wrote.

There are two things Trixie does right now that are mildly annoying. Hopefully I can get one of them stopped, and the other one will work itself out. She has this thing for not really giving her best shot at relieving when I give her a chance before a long route. Then, just when we're at a place where there's no possible place to pull over and relieve, she goes "Oh, we're going for a big walk? I've changed my mind. I have to go now." It makes me think of all those kids' stories of the kids who say "I don't have to pee." until you put their snowsuit on.

I don't understand why she doesn't get the hint. I mean, I'm wearing my backpack and a kibble pouch. I don't put those things on when we go out to visit the piddle zone. Sometimes it's not at regular pee time, and we know how much that little doggy clock is working, so you'd think, if she were logical, she would go hmmm. We're gonna go somewhere. I should at least try. But she'll just stand there and look straight ahead, not even sniffing. Then we'll set off, and you can just tell she has to go pee.

The other thing is she has gotten a wee bit lax in her pole-targeting skills. She finds the pole, but doesn't just hold her nose near the button so I can follow it up. Oh no. She starts sniffing the base of the pole, going around the pole, bla bla bla. I think that one is a monster of my own creation, so I think I can easily put a stop to that one. But it's just gotten really obvious right now.

You know, a while back, I thought about asking Chuck when he came to see me if he could teach me the clicker. But now that I hear more about it, I don't know if I'm talented enough to use it right. I mean, it sounds like you have to target the behaviour with such precision for it to work. I don't know if I have that level of accuracy. I guess we'll find out, probably years and years later when it's time for me to get a new dog. Unless of course, Trix lives forever, hahah!

Trix had her first peeing accident in the house! Whaaat? Trixter? Pee in the house? No damn way. But I think I know why. It was that time that bigger dog was here. I think the two of them had a drinking contest because the next day, when I looked at the water, it was way lower than it should have been. Combine that with the excitement and running around, and I think the poor pooch exploded. But Trixie felt so guilty. She did it, and then hung her head and went to each of us as if to say "Please forgive me!" I cleaned up and there doesn't seem to have been a stain or smell, so we're all good. Silly Trixter. You don't have to compete with the big dogs and then run with them.

As I prepare to write this next paragraph, I realize I'm talking about dog-relieving issues a lot in here. What's up with that? I just read about a doohicker that has the potential to be cool. It's a relieving harness, or toileting harness, whatever floats your boat.

Basically, somehow, a bag fits onto it, and it's belted around your dog's belly/back legs area somehow. The description of how to put it on confuses the hell out of me, but maybe if I laid eyes on one, I would understand. Basically you fasten belt to dog and then bag to belt and when doggy craps or pees, it goes in the bag. This could have come in handy when Trix had that run-in with the bone and, well, things were very very soft and difficult to pick up.

My thing is I think it would have to be like the booties. You either do this every time you relieve poocho, or never. I can't imagine Trixie being down with having something weird strapped to her belly area. I'm afraid she'd never go. I guess I'd do like that other lady did and start off with just the belt and get her used to that, and one time when I know she'd have to go poop, put the bag on.

I can't decide if I want to get one of those. It might be handy in the winter when it's hard to find poop in the snow, and it's slippery and hard to get to it...and sometimes she becomes a bit of a walk and pooper in the winter. They only cost 10 bucks, so it wouldn't really break the bank. The only annoying part is getting Trix measured, because the lady who makes these things makes each harness individually. But at least I know where to find them if I decide to go with it. Hey, it might come in handy if I ever went on a cruise or something.

It's about time for another bath for the booboo dog. I wonder if she'll purposely fail to remember where the door to the groomer's is. Devil dog. She has realized that when we go to the vet, resistance is futile, so she doesn't avoid the door anymore. Wooo! I'm so happy that snow hasn't already started. I was worried about having to take her somewhere and bathe her when it's bloody cold outside. So yea! We dodged a bullet there.

I'm trying to decide whether I want to try and see if I can figure out how to express her anal glands. Gees! Poop? Anal glands? What is with me today. Can I not think of something else to talk about? Well I did mention bathing her and sniffing poles and clicker, so I guess that counts. I read a pretty good description of how to do it, but it's whether I think I have the guts to do it, and I don't want to hurt her either. Maybe the groomer where I take her to bathe her will show me how. Then again, she wouldn't want to be robbed of business. But I'm already bathing her myself, so...we'll see.

Trixie is happy the weather has gotten nice again. I think she's like the rest of us, trying to enjoy it while she can. We had a big flexi run in a bunch of leaves yesterday. She seemed to enjoy the sniff-fest.

And that's about it. There, R, ya got your Trixie fix. *Grins*.

United Breaks Guitars and Carin Breaks Blogs

If you were going through our labels this morning, and wondered what the hell happened to the advocacy label, the answer is I broke it! Thankfully I have now fixed it, and all is well in the land of the blog.

It all started innocently enough. I was debating changing our whole internet label to say series of tubes. So I selected the entire internet label. Then I started scrolling through the label actions box. I got to a thing that said "new label." I got very excited. I chose it! But then, Internet Explorer didn't like that a scripted window came up in which I had to write information, which would be the new label. I understand its fears, scripts can be bad news. But I told it it was ok, and not to worry its pretty little head. Then, I tried to move to find the scripted window, and...click! Every post that was labeled "Internet" had been slapped with "Advocacy!" Ug!

So then, I had to go picking through the internet label one by one, because some posts in there *did* deserve an advocacy tag. Yuck.

Long story short, I'm not sure if I'm going to change that label to say "series of tubes". I don't know if the slight ha ha factor would be worth it. But then again, at least I don't have to do that to the news label or something. *Faint*.

I Don't Think The Christmas Cards Will Stop After 40 Days and 40 Nights...

Dear family of Noah Biorkman:

I realize that you love your son and you want to do for him what seems like a simple request. But...you may regret what you have done. I know the families of Christopher Bedgood and Craig Shergold will tell you that asking for cards over the internet is kind of like asking for a wish from the monkey's paw. Oh you get your wish, but at a high price.

I hope your little guy gets well, or if he doesn't, goes peacefully. But what I really hope is that he doesn't get his wish for christmas cards, at least not from the internet. If he does, you may never have peace.

See, contrary to what others may think, I do have a heart.

We've Got Ourselves A Winning Streak

Leafs 5, Wings 1.

I can't comment much on how the game was since for the second time in less than a week I was dropped by a headache and ended up sleeping through most of it. I think it's a sports hating headache because last time this happened it took me out for most of the final game of the World Series. I won't complain too much about that one since it's not like I needed to see it anyway (FUCKING YANKEES!!), but it would have been nice to see the Red Wings get pounded because that's always enjoyable, not to mention Phil Kessel's first goal as a Leaf because how many of those is he ever going to have? I saw the highlight, but it's not the same.

Next up for Toronto is the Minnesota Wild. They're not exactly lighting the world on fire so there's a pretty solid chance that with the Leafs playing like a team that's trying to win that the streak could hit 3. Surely the playoffs can't be far behind?

I Made Another Song

Well, I've made another silly little song bit for that show I was talking about, and this one needs an explanation.

Steve and I were eating breakfast and he had an old episode of the show on. The part we got to when we were sitting there was this whole discussion of how Dave Batista's bald head apparently looks like a giant turtle. I don't know how a bald head looks like a giant turtle, but if I could see Batista, they seem to think I would understand.

So anyway, Steve and I looked at each other, and said, "There's a song in here somewhere." So we thought and we thought. We thought about the Ninja Turtles theme song, but it just didn't seem to flesh out right. Steve and I were each busily trying to come up with turtle songs, when it came to me! The duck and cover song! It would work perfectly...and without further delay, I give you...Dave the Turtle!

That was hard, but amazingly, I got it done quicker than I thought. Enjoy. And if anyone can find a picture of Batista that you are sure makes him look like a giant turtle, please send it to us.

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