If He Should Ever Leave You...Don't Give Him Another Reason To Make Tracks

Carolyn Paulsen-Riat sounds like she and Camaree N. Fellon would be great friends. Her husband said he was leaving, so she destroyed his vintage accordion and an antique tool chest, and reversed the wires on his table saw so it would zap him. Yup, I think he's got the right idea. Leave her, and never look back. If he doesn't get away now, she might try putting Visine in his tea next.