And Now For Something No One Asked For

Hello, Friends;

Matt is back.... even though absolutely no one requested it. I should explain my absence over the last oh..... 3 years or so. You see, my plan was to leave the VC for a while and have all my wildly dedicated fans get to the point where they missed me so much that they would do anything to read my ramblings again. At that point - I would swoop back in and announced that I was starting a pay-site and make millions as everyone came flocking back to my new site, willing to pay anything.

Unfortunately - as time went on there was no comments on the blog asking where I was, no concerned e-mails to my account asking if I was alright... not even a mention of my name in passing. So I soon realized my plan was flawed and moved on with other such things until I got bored enough to return

And here we are.

Those of you who have been here since the beginning already know who I am... but who are we kidding? No one has stuck around that long... I mean if they did it was to read Carin... cuz no one was going to continue here to read what Steve had to say... I mean... come on. Right?

My name is Matt. I, actually, created this blog. More accurately, I named it. I was always more of a B Level contributer. To be perfectly fair - Steve brought the funny, Carin brough the smarts and I really just brough offensive content, bad typing skills and a mildly clever title.

This site is now nearing 5 years old and has had far more visitors than ever imagined - due very little to myself. But, now that it's successful and people actually visit I figured I'd show up to infect and see if I can't mess up all the work that the other two have done.

So stick around and watch as I destroy 3 years of success with 2 weeks of my presence.

Here I am

Well, Steve has decided to let me pollute what was once his and Matt's site not only in the comments section, but on the main site. Oh the humannity! Things will never be the same! Anyway now that it's too late, mouhahahahaha, here I am. My name is Carin if you didn't know. If you haven't already looked at something of mine and gone "What the hell is she smoking?" You can find a couple guest rants of mine in the archive here, I have some columns up on Salty Ham, and if ya really wanna see it, I have a really antequated site doomed for death soon that is so old now that honestly it shouldn't see the light of day. The poor site, I had so many ambitions for it. But anyway. Here I am to splatter crap all over this site whenever the hell I feel like it. And I'm sure I'll come up with ample opportunity. I'm finishing up a lovely degree in Psychology, and no that doesn't mean I think Freud is god and I want to analyze every last one of you. But it does mean I get lots of things to rant about. Either that or I'm just a really big bitch who could be living under a rock and still rant about things other than how I was trapped under this boulder and wanted out and how nobody would help me and...ok so maybe I am a giant bitch. Either way, I hope you'll at least get a kick out of me talking about who knows what. Or maybe I'll piss you off, piss you off enough for you to send me hate mail about what I've said. I hope not, but there it is, and anyone who's a spammer? None from you! No! more! spam!

So now that I've made it clear that I'm nuts, hope you'll still stay around. If I've already scared you, which is quite possible, Apologies to Steve and Matt for driving all the traffic far, far away.

Hello From Steve

So I guess this is the part where I say "welcome to the blog, hope you enjoy it" and generally introduce myself to the world. So hi, welcome to the Vomit Comet, hope you enjoy it. Look at that, 30 seconds in and I'm already misquoting myself.

Ok ok, stuff about me. All you really need to know is that my name is Steve and I have a big mouth but an even bigger ass. Just ask Matt, I'm sure he'd be happy to tell you how much of a fat tub O shit I am and well, I can't say he'd be all that far off the mark. I've seen fatter tubs containing much more shit but I'm not exactly on the slim side.

I also have a weekly radio show that I'll be whoring out quite a bit, like now for instance. The show is called Off The Beaten Track, because that's the name it had when I took it over from the people who used to have it and I just never bothered changing it because I didn't want to confuse the guy who listened to it. Over time the show has grown to the point where we now have a different guy who listens to it and he seems to like it. If you want to check it out go to www.uoguelph.ca/cfru and pick the stream that works for you. Right now it's hit or miss if either of them will because there is some technical work being done to try to fix streaming problems that they've been having. Give it a shot and see what happens though, maybe it'll actually work or something.

Anyway the show is a 2 hour roundup of weird news and other such things from around the world. We also play music which could range anywhere from punk to bluegrass depending on what sort of mood we're in that day. Lots of times you'll hear both in the same show because we try to make things different, or off the beaten track if you will. See what I did there? Anyway the show airs from noon to 2 PM eastern time so check it out. Check out the station anyway, they've got something for everybody there, even those of you who like crap. Yes, we've got plenty of crap.

Ok, that's it from me for now. I'll be back when time permits with something else, not sure what that is yet though. In the meantime, read the stuff Matt wrote, then read this again. This post is so long that by the time you've finished it, there'll probably be something new that you haven't seen yet.

To send me anything other than viruses or Spam drop me a line at sendstuffhere@rogers.com

Steve

So.. This Is Blogging..

Well, been trying for a long time now to find a place to rant and rave about nothing in particular and I guess this is as good a place as any... So now you get to listen to me and Steve whine and moan about just about anything under the sun. We're very unhappy people, y'know? Hopefully through this we can share just a little bit of that unhappiness with you and bring you down off that damn pedistol you sit on you cocky bastard!! Anyway, that's all for now. gotta figure out how to post this,

PeACE
Matt