Not The Sharpest Bayonet In The Stroller?

Now that's just a little weird. Police came and arrested a drunken couple who were pushing a stroller with their two kids in it at around 1:30 a.m. In the stroller, they found open containers of booze. I was expecting that. But they also found a double-edged bayonet. Yup, in with their kids in the stroller was a double-edged bayonet. What the hell?

While they were out on that late-night jaunt, they were trying to steal a bike while wheeling their kids around with them, which was what tipped off a security guard to call the cops. Ok then. Those kids have an uphill battle ahead of them.