"Hello, Is Your Refrigerator Running?" "No, But You Guys Should Think About It."

If you and your buddies decide tomug a guy and mess him up a bit because some of you are angry at life and feel like beating somebody up,why not just leave it at that? Seriously, no good can possibly come from giving him a call the next day so you can make fun of him for losing a 5 on 1. Do we understand each other, pack of teenaged imbeciles?