1 Way To Be A Ridiculous Failure

Bad: Callie Rough, 37, was recently caught trying to shoplift items from the Dollar General Store in Oxford, Ohio.
Worse: Her husband and 2 young children were with her at the time.
Even worse than that: Among the items recovered from her purse was a copy of a book called"101 Ways to Be a Great Mom".

I wonder if she'll try to use the I took it out of desperation defence, since clearly she needs some help in that department.