Jeepers, Creepers, Where'd Ya Get Those Peepers?

There's a new trend in Springfield, Missouri that has everybody very confused. People are stealing...peepholes? Yup, peepholes. And noone knows why. It can't be for the metal, since they're mostly made of cheap steel. It has to be so they can get a peep at the folks on the inside. It's been going on for months, and people haven't the slightest clue. Does anybody out there know why anyone would steal a peephole?