A Different Boob-Inspector

Nice try, bud, but I'm relieved it didn't work. Maybe the only reason it didn't was his fake business card had no name.

A guy came into a porn shop and demanded sex videos for free because he was a police detective and wanted to verify the ages of the participants...yeah, that's it. It didn't work. I think he should consider moving to Gerald, Missouri. First, check if they have porn. If they do, print a badge, move there, and you should be able to have all the free porn you want. Say hi to the fake drug agent while you're at it.