Wrong Number In A Big Way

Man, we're just full of stories about stupid people today. Our latest moron text messaged someone about buying some pills, but got the wrong number, and ended up texting a police detective. So, you can guess they lined themselves up for an arrest. Easy there, fast-fingers. You'd think you'd check the number before making an illegal drug deal. Hell, you wouldn't think you'd even deal at all when you have a 2-year-old. But I guess that's another sign this person is dumb.