Names And Babies, But Not Baby names

I'm so juvenile. Despite the sad statement that this story makes, I just find it jumps out at me that a pediatrician's name is Sarah Grope.

But it frightens me that there are enough teen moms out there that they don't mind asking for a month-long maternity leave. But I'm also disturbed that schools say to them that they should be back at school the day after discharge from the hospital. That's a little, ok a lot, extreme.