Haw Haw Haw, You Really Got Me There

You'd think that of all the people who should know that pretending to break into somebody's house as a joke is a dumb idea, a police officer would be right at the top of the list, but
apparently not.
Perhaps the bullet the doctors had to dig out of his stomach will serve as a reminder from now on though.

And speaking of the future, something tells me there'll be a few awkward family get-togethers ahead as well.