I Guess It was Beyond Help From Tuning

Thanks Ann for this one.

Now that's just weird. Suddenly, out in the middle of Biscayne Bay, there's a piano! Nobody knows how it got there, all they know is someone placed it on a sand bar at the highest point to make sure it doesn't go under at high tide.

How the hell could you get a piano out into the bay, and then strategically place it like that?

But apparently the sand bar is its new home, according to George Pino...Pino? I think he's missing a letter. Anyway, he's the spokesperson for the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission. Instead of being used to play music, it may end up being a home for life.

That's just...odd.