Grandpa Got Run Over By His Blood Alcohol Level

Here's a little note. If you're going to take your year and a half-old grandson for a stroll, especially along a highway, do it sober, please. If you're too drunk, you might just pass out beside the stroller, next to the highway.

And here's another little side note. When police ask you what's wrong, a good response is not "I'm just resting." You'll be resting in jail with some felony child neglect charges then.