Welcome To Drunken Donuts

Here's a lesson, courtesy of an unnamed 22-year-old Vancouver, B.C. man. If you're going to rob a donut shop and use a knife as a weapon, don't do it while drunk, because you might fall on your own weapon. Needless to say, all he got out of the deal was a trip to the hospital to treat the stab wound to his abdomen, and some nice criminal charges.