Stalled Brains On The Highway Of Life

Last year, Steve found this story of a woman who couldn't get the concept of how to unlock a car door while inside the car, and I thought "wow, that sounds like something out of a blond joke. That'll never happen again." It happened again. At least in this case, the dispatcher was able to get her out without sending police. I love the line about "It's getting hot in here and I'm not feeling well." So open the damn door!