In Scotland, They Don't Screw Around!

Wow! Years ago, in Scotland, there must have been a lot of sex-offenders who weren't caught before they did something ghastly horrible. Why else would they throw people on the registry for screwing a bike, and now getting it on with pavement. At least this one, I can half understand because it was in full view of a female cab driver, so he could have been flashing her or something. But my my, you don't just have to assault people anymore, screwing things works too.