One-Armed Bandit

Wow. Here's a whole new level of failed robbery.

1. This fellow was a regular customer.
2. He lived in the apartment complex of one of the tellers.
3. the bag of money wouldn't fit through the slot.
and finally,
4. his prosthetic arm popped off while he was being arrested.

Yup, that's what the story says. I don't think Matthew Meguiar is going to be able to say he didn't do it. It sounds like he needs some help anyway.