he Didn't Even Have To Go Out On Patrol To Catch Someone.

Here's a story similar to that one where that shoplifter gave a false address that just happened to be the address of one of his arresting officers. This time, a drunk driver drove into a cop's garage and then insisted he lived there. The cop, who just happened to be driving home at the time, didn't believe him, and noticed his drunkenness, so it's off to jail for Joseph Takesgun.