That's The Best He Could Come Up With? *Clang*, Guilty!

Here's another one for the stupidest lines of reasoning used to try and explain away sexual abuse files. first, we had the guy who said his poor eyesight caused him to touch the wrong girl, and now we have a guy who said the only reason he touched his girlfriend's developmentally delayed son was they don't teach masturbation at school, so he's gotta learn it somewhere. Yeah, uh-huh, ok. good luck with that.