Bloody Hell!

wow. There's a new weapon to try and use to fend off police officers while trying to shoplift. Nothing will gross them out like a well-used and bloody female sanitary napkin. Those are their words, repeatedly used, not mine. But even funnier than the repeated use of those words is this priceless piece of writing.

Both officers told her to drop the well-used and bloody female sanitary napkin, but the suspect refused,” the affidavit states. “I delivered a firm, lawful command to the suspect to drop the object and told her it was gross. A female officer eventually put the “offensive and potentially dangerous biohazard item” in a plastic bag.

I love all the extra description of the nasty maxi-pad. I pity all the officers involved. that would be fucking disgusting. But why was it stipulated that the chick had to pick it up? It's just as potentially dangerous to her as the guys. For some reason I thought that wording looked funny to me.

I honestly don't know how cops put up with this stuff. There are some weirdies out there.