Ah Just Cut It In Half, Ya Greedy Pricks

This next story belongs in the roll up the rim to whine files. I have only one question for these two families. What moment is left for your sons to enjoy after you've sued each other's asses off over a David Beckham jersey? Really, what lesson is to be learned? And who wants the jersey more? And are the grown-ups children too? Hmm. that turned into a few questions. Oh well.