Gone To See Dad

I'm certainly not what you'd call a religious person, but even I would have a hard time resisting the urge to wear a shirt with a cross on it that says "Gone to see Dad. ...Be back soon to pick you up. --Jesus"

And while we're at it, here's a nice
list
of gifts for the deity fans in your life that will all but ensure that they won't ask you for anything next year, or any other year for that matter.