You Stole A What?

Today, I saw something sad. There's a bakery downtown that I always walk by, and outside it, there was a bowl of water set out for passing doggies to stop and have a slurp. Well, today, I went by and there was no water bowl! I asked for some water, and wondered where it went. They said someone stole it!

Why, why, why, would you steal a doggy water bowl? What in hell for? Did it look so pretty that you just had to have it?

Ug. Senseless bullshit. Stupid people and the things they steal. I really don't know what else to say.