Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Add New Hardware Now!

This audio-playing vibrator is way too fancy. Let's count all the accessories.
  • full-function silicone vibrator with interchangeable shafts

  • interchangeable? Ok then.
  • 64 megabytes of Ram with built-in USB port

  • ram? I don't wanna talk about ram with vibrators. And ports? Oh dear.
  • built-in microphone for voice and sound recording

  • What in the blue christ are they wanting girls to record? And...where is this microphone? I hope it's nowhere near the, um, essential parts.
  • two pre-recorded audio fantasies

  • Oh boy. This is getting weird. What am I saying? It got weird when they started talking about ram and ports.
  • PC and Mac compatibility

  • I didn't know there were PC and Mac vaginas.
  • headphones and USB cable


That is way too much technology for a little fun. And it's way too much money. $99.95? You could probably buy a few pornos for a lot less, and they won't ever give you the blue screen of death.

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