Wednesday, June 06, 2007
Come On Baby Light My Face
Here's another one for the hahahaha! files.
A man broke into a convenience store, grabbed some lottery tickets, and set the place ablaze. But while he was spraying the surveillance camera, he set fire to his face. The camera survived and got a pretty good shot of our friend. By some strange feat, he still managed to get away, but now hospitals are on the lookout for a man with burns to his face, neck and possibly wrists.
I guess there have been a string of this style of burglary and destruction recently, so once they catch him, he may have quite a few charges to answer for. I'm sure they'll find him soon. I think he'll have a burning need for medical help.
A man broke into a convenience store, grabbed some lottery tickets, and set the place ablaze. But while he was spraying the surveillance camera, he set fire to his face. The camera survived and got a pretty good shot of our friend. By some strange feat, he still managed to get away, but now hospitals are on the lookout for a man with burns to his face, neck and possibly wrists.
I guess there have been a string of this style of burglary and destruction recently, so once they catch him, he may have quite a few charges to answer for. I'm sure they'll find him soon. I think he'll have a burning need for medical help.
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master criminals,
news,
that was dumb
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